Total Medals Earned: 363 (From 91 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,715 Points
Medals Earned: 4/10 (40/160 points)
start the game
die without moving
survive more than 10 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 12/20 (105/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Do it like Shotgun Man
That's a pretty good kick!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 8/13 (225/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (150/275 points)
Congratulations! You got to the 10th level! Now go kill some more enemies!
Upgraded max ammo 5 times.
Upgraded health 5 times.
Upgraded speed 5 times.
Beat 25 levels in a row. You are good at this game!
Upgraded default ammo 5 times.
Beat 50 levels in one shot. Truly a master at this game.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Survive level 1
Survive level 2
Finish the game, no you can be proud of yourself
Make 10 pairs in a row (no it's not a joke).
Medals Earned: 2/2 (150/150 points)
Survive 40 rounds.
Do it without turrets.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Blast an enemy's head off!
Handle every gun in the game
Complete the game in under 8 minutes
Complete the game without dying!